Citizens of Hope and Glory! Our new tomorrow beckons. A new tomorrow that smells reassuringly of yesterday, but with WiFi.
One last heave and we will be there. And when the going gets tough the tough get going. Although the going won’t get tough and anyone who tells you it is going to be tough is lying.
Come join me to marvel at the majesty of our green and pleasant land. A land just off the coast of France, except now it feels a little bit further away.
Join me to step backwards into the future.
‘Stand up Gold’ – The Guardian
‘A supremely polished performer’ – ★★★★★ – Mail on Sunday
‘Wickedly witty Stuff’ – ★★★★ – The Telegraph
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